The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin (via observando)
A good book should leave you… slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it.
William Styro (via instila)
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you
Maya Angelou (via awayofwords)
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
Surprise us, surprise yourself with what you do - we can’t wait to see your videos and photos. We’ll share ours with you, you share yours with us; thanks for participating. [x]